Three-Ingredient Thursday is CURSED!!!

Another near-death experience this week. It’s becoming a habit.

In other news, I made fish and chips. I use the word “made” in its loosest sense.

I sprayed two trays with oil, and put the fish in one. I washed, peeled and cut the potatoes and put them in the other tray with more oil sprayed over the top. Then I cooked them all (fish on the top tray) for about 35 minutes at about 200 degrees celsius. Then I bathed them in salt and lemon juice. Soooooo gooooooood.

Sorry, what’s that you say? Something about a near-death experience? Oh yes, of course.

Are we sitting nicely?

So I was once again driving along the Tuggeranong Parkway at 100 km/hr. This time it was raining and misty, so visibility was low and the tyres had ADHD. Now LAST time I wrote about the parkway (precisely one week ago) I observed an idiot move into the right lane and almost hit a truck. THIS time the part of the innocent victim was played by yours truly.

It’s always surprising when a car suddenly veers into one’s lane at high speed. I hit the brakes and the horn at the same time, as well as attempting to squeeze our wagon into a smaller slice of lane. The car was determined to plough into me, however, and casually disregarded my frantic beeping. I pushed harder on the brake and watched with a certain curiousity as the back corner of their car narrowly missed the front corner of mine.

If I’d braked half a second later, I’d probably be in hospital right now.

By the rules of narrative writing, I should be the one changing lanes without head-checking next Thursday (which also happens to be the Final Three-Ingredient Thursday – this curse is neat, isn’t it?) and due to the rule of three (third time succeeds where two previous attempts didn’t) will cause chaos and death. The narrative would particularly benefit from me doing so while crossing a bridge on that same road, since a bridge further up partially collapsed last weekend. That’s some nice foreshadowing.

Fortunately I’m not superstitious.* Also, unlike apparently everyone else, I tend to look where I’m going before changing lanes.**

Feeling paranoid now? Here’s a calming rainforest from flickr.com

*Being narratively aware is a completely different issue.

**Which explains why I only ever crash into objects directly in front of me.

3 thoughts on “Three-Ingredient Thursday is CURSED!!!

    • David michel is apparently a spambot (so wordpress tells me), but it’s hard to disagree with his sentiments.

  1. There’s a Spambot that charges around disparaging the Human Race…?

    Dammit! – that’s MY idea!!!

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