January 18: Don’t eat yellow snow, and don’t. . .

drink “Golden Lemonade”. I did a week ago today, and I’ve been sick ever since. It’s got all the ingredients of regular home-made lemonade, plus syrup, cordial, and egg yolk. It was pretty nice – like home made lemonade, but much more so. Powerful stuff.

Yesterday I drank undiluted cordial, which is apparently quite a good antidote to food poisoning (and no-one knows why). Even Dr Karl Kruzelnicki (so iconic here in Australia that we’ve learnt to spell his name – he’s the *ultimate* authority on SCIENCE) recommends it.

I bet Jimmy Bind wouldn’t have gotten sick. He probably has at least three cast-iron replacement stomachs in one of his tardis-like pockets.

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