Here are some useful Chinese phrases for all you superspies out there (be advised that these are (a) rather loose translations, and (b) don’t have tones, which Chinese obviously does):
Ai ya, hwai leh! – Shit on my head!
Ai ya, wo mun wan leh – We’re in big trouble
BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO – Stupid inbred stack of meat
BEE-jway – Shut up
BEE-jway, neen hen BOO-TEE-TYEH duh NAN-shung! – Shut up, you inconsiderate schoolboys!
Choo fay wuh suh leh – Over my dead body.
Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze – The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!
FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen – A babboon’s asscrack.
Fei hua – Nonsense.
Fei-oo – Junk
Fong luh. – Loopy in the head
Gao yang jong duh goo yang. – Motherless goat of all motherless goats.
guh jun duh hwoon dahn – A true bastard
gun hoe-tze bee dio-se – Engage in a feces-hurling contest with a monkey
With thanks to Joss Whedon and everyone that ever worked on “Firefly”.
Also thanks to the source, at http://www.fireflywiki.org/Firefly/ChinesePhrases