Daylight Day 83: For that special someone. . . that you hate

Dad’s probably recovered, but we left him there for safety’s sake. Mum and Pi and I took over Win News and wrote our own bulletin.

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“We have thought-provoking news,” I read. “Excessive sunbathing causes cancer, which is VERY sad. Don’t go outside, whatever you do!”

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A law firm is offering gift vouchers for divorce. It’s so wrong, and so popular.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/law-firm-lloyd-platt-co-offers-divorce-gift-vouchers-for-christmas/story-e6frev20-1225812268181

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