The Mums enjoyed tying the Dads to the treehouse roof a little too much. Pi and I weren’t EMO, but we certainly felt wrong inside.
The three of us stormed Parliament House. I might have accidentally broken the Prime Minister’s nose (a little). Awkward!
It’s that special time – the time in a twitter tale when I give out a free sample of the next story. This time, the next story is, “The Spy Who Shoved Me”.
Here’s day 1 (which actually takes place on 3 Jan – there’s a two-day gap):
The name’s Bind. Jimmy Bind. On mission to China. I can tell the flight attendant wants me diced on a tiny tray. Time for some airline food.
He comes at me with a poison toothpick. I click my pen and squirt gas in his eye. He reels and hits the Wong twins. Two Wongs make it right.
The Wongs knock the flight attendant out cold. I unclick my pen and accidentally poison myself. When I wake up, we’re in Beijing. Smooth.