Daylight Day 78: The Onion announces new social media

Pi yelled, “Bell! Mum3 is sparkling. We can grab her while she’s EMO and weak!”

I ran out, but by the time we reached her she was fine.


Still not EMO, despite a clone of my Mum giving me a smack for being disrespectful. I hate it when that happens.


Cher out the more new, more addictive social media tool of today (please note that the Onion is a joke news site):

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