Daylight Day 5: Wedding Advice

Still not EMO, despite drenching rain. All the EMOs are thrilled they’re not sparkling today (Ed almost smiled). Bring back the sun!

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“Cheer up,” said Mum, “I’ve decided to have a wedding.”

“But. . . you’re married.”

“Don’t spoil it. It’s exactly what all those EMOs need.”

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Wedding advice:

Step 1: Elope.

Step 2: Apologise for eloping.

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